Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam
said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that
it would be a woman
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He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you,
she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
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She will always agree with every decision you make and she
will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she
was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!
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She will bear your children.
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and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.
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"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give
you love and passion whenever you need it."
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Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
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God replied, "An arm and a leg."
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Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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Of course the rest is history......................
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